Safety scissors

Presenting the Safety Scissors with BONUS! eraser blade cap!

Available lots of places.  I, for example, saw these at Publix this morning.

How does the brainstorming session on these work?

Let's take dull, non-pointy, short, rubberized scissors, and add in a completely gratuitous scabbard.

Right.

But hey, look at the upside.  For the first time in recorded history, someone has come up with a pair of scissors that it's COMPLETELY SAFE TO RUN WITH.